
Thomas Cole on The Course of Empire and the Eventual Superiority of Nesting Birds

Carl Milles defends the scale of his bronze gods, particularly Poseidon’s privates, while standing beneath the Sun Singer in Allerton Park.
As a brass band marches by, Charles Ives sings his favorite hymn and sells me life insurance, though he has been long dead.
The dead lead singers from several mediocre bands denounce Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain but sing the praises of Bessie Smith, Billy Holiday, and, oddly, Elvis. They do this in harmonies worthy of a Bach chorale.

Finally:
Rembrandt challenges Thomas Kinkade to a cage match in the Mall of America over fair use of the phrase Painter of Light®

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